This weekend:

+ hot sunshiny weather, so hopefully much time spent outdoors.

+ sopranos season finale

+ writing stupid book no one will ever read

+ practice guitar

+ handwash my delicate panties and such

+ eating far more healthily than last weekend

+ assemble my new office chair, which was finally delivered to me yesterday after languishing in the company mail room for two weeks. Why was it stuck down there? Because the brainiacs at OfficeMax addressed the package to “Jane.” Just “Jane.” No last name. While I will concede that my first name is somewhat unusual and exotic, for some reason I think a last name may have made the box easier to deliver.