It seems like a lot of the commercials on TV today for prescription drugs are about fixing guys’ malfunctioning dicks. They pee constantly, they can’t get it up, they can’t keep it up, etc. Is this some kind of national epidemic of the penis? And do we really need to see this shit all day long? ugh.
And now I present: The Three Reasons Why You Should Use Rubber Gloves When Washing Dishes
1. It saves your hands from dry skin
2. You can make the water hotter, thus dishes cleaner
3. The rubber gives you better grip and makes it less likely that you’ll drop something
You are very welcome.
huh. i never even thought about using gloves. all good reasons!
They’re only $1.99! Get the long ones. Once you get in the habit, it’s easy. I hate dishpan hands, maaann š
Is this some kind of national epidemic of the penis?
1. The pee-constantly thing is a symptom of either prostate cancer or an enlarged prostate, which have an aggregate occurrence rate in males of about 95%, so that’s an epidemic, yeah, but it’s really more an epidemic of the ass and taint than the penis.
2. Alcoholism, weight gain, age, and various diseases including diabetes and prostate problems all cause or exacerbate erectile dysfunction. And the American male is drinking more, getting fatter, getting older, and getting sicker all the time. So that shit’s also on the rise.
3. Also you may have noticed that men tend to be a tad obsessed with their dicks, so there’s a lot of $ for pharmaceutical companies. Most estimates are that anything from 55%-75% of ED medications are going to people who don’t actually have sever erectile dysfunction. How about that.
Troooo dat.. Not to forget that males subject themselves to more stress due to simple machismo, and think that they must be this example of virility way past their expiration date!
BTW, you know Tim! lj =(vulgar trade)! I need to get him over here and stuff him full of cow and cohibas soon!