The other day, whilst crossing the Sound by boat, I decided to make a list of every boy I have ever kissed. By kissed I mean “frenched”. I started at age 18.
I came up with twenty-three names. I remember the first names of all of them, last names of most of them.
Chris
David
Ernst
Jesse
Josh
Steve
Craig
Ben
Dale
Jacob
Bill
Mark
Scot
Iain
Mark
Oliver
Brendan
Christoph
Bruno
Aaron
Dave
Jason
Brian
I keep wondering if I forgot anyone. But I don’t think so… There were a couple boys who tried to kiss me but were de-nied; I did not count them. There were many other boys I wished would kiss me but never did.
I married #23 on the 23rd of April. OOoooooOOOOoooo numerology!
Dude, you french-kissed me like three hundred times after you married Brian. You even frenched me a bunch of times at your wedding.
Oh, wait, that was just a dream I had.
dream-kisses would make this list a lot longer.